this is going to be my last post.
i'm officially going to close down this blog on my birthday for an indefinite period of time.
so i may re-open it after O'levels.

that aside, you will never guess what i heard on the bus today.
this girl was trying to seduce her sister's BOYFRIEND.
she was chatting on her hand phone, and her side of the conversation was something like this:

her: come on, go out with me!
*pause*
her: what if my sister is jealous? never mind one, my sister and i the relationship very good
*pause*
(i can't remember some parts, but the last part went like this):

her: just go out lah, she( her friend, i'm assuming) won't tell one, this will be our three person secret remember?.......secret remember? so ok ar?


i have no idea why she suddenly started spouting the " 3 person secret"thingy, i almost started laughing at that point because the way she speaks is really weird, her voice is shrill and harsh and her choice of words?
Hilarious. one of the most entertaining bus rides ever.
not that i'm poking fun at anyone with weird speech patterns(not really)


also,
people who are so sick that they have to sit out of the activity should not even bother coming for it, especially if it takes place in an ENCLOSED AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM.
because no one is impressed with the fragile weak condition they keep trying to portray,
AND those irresponsible weaklings are spreading their germs to normal healthy people.
SO GO HOME ALREADY.


i so hope no one was offended by that last bit.
okay, scratch that, i don't care.
this post is only going to be up for 5 more days anyway.

good bye blogger.

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